Very Cold War
Sometime in the 1970s a shipment of meat arrives in a town in the Soviet Union . The townspeople line up at the town store to wait to be given their rations. A…
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God Asks Adam To Do Something 600
God said, “Adam, I want you to do something for Me.” Adam said, “Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?” God said, “Go down into that valley.” Adam said, “Wh…
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The Art Collector And Cat Saucer
A famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping milk from a saucer in the doorway of a store and he does a double-take. …
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Same Place
Two hunters from Moscow charter a small plane to fly them to Siberia to go bear hunting. On landing, the pilot says, “Remember, this plane can only fly with tw…
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What Did You Do Edna! 0 29
Jim and Edna are both mental patients. One day Jim jumps into the swimming pool but, doesn’t come up for air. Quick as a flash, Edna sees her friend in trouble…
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A Lawyer, A Farmer and A Bull
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher’s prize bull was missing from the section through which the r…
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A Man Was Called In For An Audit By Revenue Canada
A man was called in for an audit by Revenue Canada. He asked his accountant for advice on what to wear. “Wear your worst clothing and an old pair of shoes. Let…
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We Are In Big Trouble This Time!
Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know if any mischief occurs in their town, …
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He Thinks A Lot
Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning and got to thinking about things. “Mommy, mommy, why has daddy got so few hairs on his head?” He asked his mothe…
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Traveller And A Purse
Two men were traveling in company along the road when one of them picked up a well-filled purse. “How lucky I am!” he said. “I have found a purse. Judging by i…
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A pothead, a math teacher, and a gym teacher all go to heaven
A pothead, a math teacher, and a gym teacher all go to heaven. God tells them that heaven is full and they will have to trick the devil to be let in. God cal…
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The Old Man And Death
An Old Man that had travelled a long way with a huge bundle of sticks, found himself so weary that he cast it down, and called upon Death to deliver him from…
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The Truth!
A man’s wife asks him to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. So he walks down to the store only to find it closed. So he goes into a nearby bar to use th…
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A Quickie!
An old man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt and legs that…
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A Scotsman, An Englishman, And An Irishman
An Englishman, A Scotsman and an Irishman t hey run into a bar and say to the bartender “quick, we need somewhere to hide, there’s a man trying to kill us!” …
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Never Be Late!
A Priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to mak…
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Pregnant Woman
A pregnant woman boards a bus. After taking a seat, she notices a man smiling at her. She feels self-conscious and changes her seat, but he seems even more a…
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Blonde In Court
A blonde was summoned to court to appear as a witness in a lawsuit. The prosecutor opened his questioning with, “Where were you the night of August 24th?” “O…
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Stop Wasting Your Time Complaining
“People visit a wise man complaining about the same problems over and over again. One day, he decided to tell them a joke and they all roared with laughter. …
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