A woman ran a red traffic light and crashed into a man’s car. Both of their cars are demolished, but amazingly neither of them was hurt. After they crawled o…
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Read moreA penguin is driving to the mall when all of a sudden his engine starts running really rough, and smoke is coming from under the hood. Luckily, there’s an au…
Read moreSome hungry Dogs saw a number of hides at the bottom of a stream where the Tanner had put them to soak. A fine hide makes an excellent meal for a hungry Dog, b…
Read moreA Fox one day invited a Stork to dinner, and being disposed to divert himself at the expense of his guest, provided nothing for the entertainment but some th…
Read moreAn engineering student was walking across campus when another engineer rides up on a shiny new motorcycle. “Where did you get such a great bike?”, asked the fi…
Read moreOnce upon a time, there was a carpenter who used to work for a merchant in a distant city. One day while working his saw broke. Carpenter needed to get a new…
Read moreLittle Johnny is constantly late for school and what’s worse is that he always has a big lie explaining why. The teacher tells the principal that she has had i…
Read moreAn old Italian gentleman lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard. His on…
Read moreThe regular taster at the winery had left, and the Director started looking for a new one to hire. A raggedy, dirty looking drunkard came to apply for the po…
Read moreA priest dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who’s dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans. Saint P…
Read moreWoman: “Do you drink beer?” Man: “Yes.” Woman: “How many beers a day?” Man: “Usually about three” Woman: “How much do you pay per beer?” Man: “Five dollars, …
Read moreMe: “Hello.” NOT-Microsoft support: “Hello. This is Bob Bobson from Microsoft Support. We are seeing a lot of virus activity from your device.” Me: “Oh no. M…
Read moreThe crusty Navy Master Chief noticed a new face and barked at him, “Get over here! What’s your name, sailor?” “John,” the new seaman replied. “Look, I don’t …
Read moreWalking down the street, a man hears a voice: “Stop! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down and kill you.” The man stopped; a big brick fell in fron…
Read moreAn Australian travel writer touring Canada was checking out of the Vancouver Hilton. As he paid his bill, he said to the manager, “By the way, what’s with the …
Read more3 Men got married. The first man married a Greek girl. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the thi…
Read moreThis couple go to an agricultural show way out in the countryside a fine Sunday afternoon and are watching the auctioning off of bulls. The guy selling the b…
Read moreHe knows its easy pickings for DUI’s as the bar closes. Sure enough, right at 2am, a man stumbles out to his car. The cop watches as he fumbles to get his ke…
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