Wow, Look At That!
A woman ran a red traffic light and crashed into a man’s car. Both of their cars are demolished, but amazingly neither of them was hurt. After they crawled o…
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An older married couple
An older married couple, Keith and Edith, get pulled over while on vacation. Edith was driving the highway when she got pulled over by the state police. The …
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A penguin…
A penguin is driving to the mall when all of a sudden his engine starts running really rough, and smoke is coming from under the hood. Luckily, there’s an au…
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The Dogs And The Hides
Some hungry Dogs saw a number of hides at the bottom of a stream where the Tanner had put them to soak. A fine hide makes an excellent meal for a hungry Dog, b…
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The Fox And The Stork
A Fox one day invited a Stork to dinner, and being disposed to divert himself at the expense of his guest, provided nothing for the entertainment but some th…
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New Motorcycle
An engineering student was walking across campus when another engineer rides up on a shiny new motorcycle. “Where did you get such a great bike?”, asked the fi…
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Story Of Carpenter, Blacksmith and Merchant
Once upon a time, there was a carpenter who used to work for a merchant in a distant city. One day while working his saw broke. Carpenter needed to get a new…
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Little Johnny
Little Johnny is constantly late for school and what’s worse is that he always has a big lie explaining why. The teacher tells the principal that she has had i…
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Papa’s Tomato Garden
An old Italian gentleman lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard. His on…
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The New Regular Taster
The regular taster at the winery had left, and the Director started looking for a new one to hire. A raggedy, dirty looking drunkard came to apply for the po…
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Priest and Pilot
A priest dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who’s dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans. Saint P…
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Do You Drink Beer?
Woman: “Do you drink beer?” Man: “Yes.” Woman: “How many beers a day?” Man: “Usually about three” Woman: “How much do you pay per beer?” Man: “Five dollars, …
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A Conversation With A Scammer
Me: “Hello.” NOT-Microsoft support: “Hello. This is Bob Bobson from Microsoft Support. We are seeing a lot of virus activity from your device.” Me: “Oh no. M…
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What’s Your Name, Sailor?
The crusty Navy Master Chief noticed a new face and barked at him, “Get over here! What’s your name, sailor?” “John,” the new seaman replied. “Look, I don’t …
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Confused Angel
Walking down the street, a man hears a voice: “Stop! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down and kill you.” The man stopped; a big brick fell in fron…
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Great Memory
An Australian travel writer touring Canada was checking out of the Vancouver Hilton. As he paid his bill, he said to the manager, “By the way, what’s with the …
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Three Brides And Three Grooms
3 Men got married. The first man married a Greek girl. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the thi…
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Bull Auction
This couple go to an agricultural show way out in the countryside a fine Sunday afternoon and are watching the auctioning off of bulls. The guy selling the b…
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A cop is waiting outside the bar at closing time
He knows its easy pickings for DUI’s as the bar closes. Sure enough, right at 2am, a man stumbles out to his car. The cop watches as he fumbles to get his ke…
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