He Thinks A Lot
Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning and got to thinking about things. “Mommy, mommy, why has daddy got so few hairs on his head?” He asked his mothe…
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Traveller And A Purse
Two men were traveling in company along the road when one of them picked up a well-filled purse. “How lucky I am!” he said. “I have found a purse. Judging by i…
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A pothead, a math teacher, and a gym teacher all go to heaven
A pothead, a math teacher, and a gym teacher all go to heaven. God tells them that heaven is full and they will have to trick the devil to be let in. God cal…
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The Old Man And Death
An Old Man that had travelled a long way with a huge bundle of sticks, found himself so weary that he cast it down, and called upon Death to deliver him from…
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The Truth!
A man’s wife asks him to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. So he walks down to the store only to find it closed. So he goes into a nearby bar to use th…
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A Quickie!
An old man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt and legs that…
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A Scotsman, An Englishman, And An Irishman
An Englishman, A Scotsman and an Irishman t hey run into a bar and say to the bartender “quick, we need somewhere to hide, there’s a man trying to kill us!” …
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